Nicht so fröhliche Weihnachten

As Middleview High School’s woeful boys basketball team prepares for another certain loss, several unusual dramas take shape around its periphery.

In a working-class town in 1984, a high school senior’s future creates a tug-of-war between his no-nonsense father and his crackpot guidance counselor until an encounter with a goddess helps him uncover his true destiny.

A movie producer who made a huge flop tries to salvage his career by revamping his film as an erotic production, where its family-friendly star takes her top off.

A young couple discovers a secret room filled with cash while house-sitting for rich friends who die while out of the country.

In the gay ’90s, cardsharps take over a Mississippi riverboat from a kindly captain. Their first act is to change the showboat into a floating gambling house. A ham actor and his bumbling sidekick try to devise a way to help the captain regain ownership of the vessel.

After an accident at the hair salon, Violet realizes she’s not living life to the fullest. A soulful barber helps her put the pieces back together.

Siren has lived her life thinking she’s an ordinary girl, in an ordinary town. On her 12th birthday, she learns that she’s far from ordinary.

Paper Soldiers follows an overeager burglar named Shawn (Kevin Hart) through the ups and downs of his short, stressful career.

A clickbait journalist is sent to the Appalachian foothills to cover a Bigfoot Convention where he discovers there’s more to this listicle than meets the eye.

When Dustin’s girlfriend, Alexis, breaks up with him, he employs his best buddy, Tank, to take her out on the worst rebound date imaginable in the hopes that it will send her running back into his arms. But when Tank begins to really fall for Alexis, he finds himself in an impossible position.

A Black Cougar high on cocaine escapes an animal testing facility and wreaks havoc on Los Angeles.

The Inkwell is about a 16-year-old boy coming of age on Martha’s Vineyard in the summer of 1976.